Sunday, January 2, 2011

Horror in the News

I don't know if there's a better way to start the new year than with some freaky ass shit going down.

In particular, this. Approximately four thousand birds fell from the sky in Arkansas on New Years day with no discernible cause detected.

This is how shit starts. No joke. Remember The Happening and how it starts with the bees dying and then everyone will eventually get this expression on their face.
And who needs that? If anyone is interested I'm starting a bunker and I'm looking for alternates for the zombie survival team I have assembled. Those with the best theories on why the birds died will be given top priority.

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