Saturday, January 22, 2011

Horror Movie Coolie - Judy (Karen Fields) in Sleepaway Camp (1983)

I seem to be writing a lot in response to things lately. I see something, hate it and write about something that reminds me of a better place and time. The grass is always greener I guess. And this post is no exception. I recently watched Return to Sleepaway Camp and... um... wow... It's a spectacular waste of time and that's about the nicest thing I can say about it. Sleepaway Camp the original is completely whacked out crazy with the biggest WTF ending you've ever seen.  The number of deaths may not be particularly impressive but the deaths are so inventive that they're worth the build up. It's rare to have a character that is off'd with a hot curling iron to the hoo-ha. But when you see the movie she has it coming.

Oh Judy, Judy, Judy... bitch-camper along with her sidekick Meg makes Angela's life hell and anyone who crosses Angela... well... you best not make Angela mad. But Judy doesn't listen, because Angela's a freak and with hair like that you'd think you could do whatever you wanted too.

Your tears make Judy's hair bigger
Like any good bee-otch she meets a disastrous end which I alluded to earlier. Okay, "end" is a strong word. It's not entirely clear if she's dead and I guess what happens to her wouldn't technically kill her but eeewwww. And nearly 30 years later they are attempting to answer that question with a short film aptly titled Judy exploring what happened to the character and starring Judy herself Karen Fields proving that you can't keep a good bitch down.

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