Basic plot is Vivienne is a werewolf in Romania. But she's American. She's 19 and is in with the secret society of werewolves which is super secret and they use their secret influence to run a chocolate store. Did I mention that they're secret? Because they spend most of the movie talking in raised voices about how they're soooooo secret. And the head of the pack keeps talking about some prophecy that she might be a part of. Which is also a secret. Also, he wants to bone her.
Then she meets this nice and stalkerific guy named Aiden who also wants to bone her. But he says shit like, "I want to hear what you dream about." (seriously) And he's a graphic novelist/artist. So he's non-threatening and therefore the better choice.
The great thing about this movie is that Vivienne sulks around the whole time with the most epic sour-puss face which consists of a too large forehead that's really bugging me. Also, when they turn into werewolves there's a flash of light then they're a literal wolf. Boringest. Werewolf. EVAR.
And because I'm halfway through and have to head out for a bit I thought I'd do an old fashion live blog. Whoot!
I mean, there are so many questions. Which guy will get it in first? Will there still be secrets? And will this character:
|Yet another werewolf douche who wants to bang|